roastie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

apprehensive, body image, confidence issues, Craft, doubt, fear of intimacy, Fearful, genitalia, gross, Insecurity, INTIMATE, Minecraft, naked, Nervous, Opening, performance anxiety, roastie, scared of sex, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, sexual insecurities, sexual performance, vulnerable

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

RoastieSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

altercation, Behavior, criminal, crowded bar, danger, Disturbing, internet, Minecraft, murder, ONLINE, Public, roastie, RoastieSlayer420, Shocking.., smp, social media, Thad, threatens, toxic masculinity, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as Thad threatening to murder a roastie in a crowded bar! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of pixelated blocks to distract you from the chaos. Join us for a chance to witness Thad’s questionable life choices firsthand and maybe even build a castle to hide from his wrath. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

OkIHOPCraft SMP

Breakfast, COMEBACK, diner, eggs, Food, humor, IHOP, incel, insult, internet culture, meme, Misogyny, OkIHOPCraft, online harassment, Restaurant, roastie, Scrambled, sexism, smp, social media, trolling, weird

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Items Found:	3526
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	7254
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	4839
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

Roastie Rekt Rave: Let’s Mine and LOL Together!

Dead, Let’s do it, Lets, lol, rave, rekt, roastie, Thread

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	197	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we roast those dead roasties and rek them in epic battles! Are you ready to join the fun?

Join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our players are known for their savage banter and epic comebacks in the chat.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own fortress and defend it against zombie roasties who are out for revenge. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the roasting begin!

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

body shaming, bullying, Debunked, Debunking, double standards, equality, feminism, gender, insult, internet culture, Minecraft, Misogyny, online harassment, roastie, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Farms Harvested:	866

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5911

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8929	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	223
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!