roastie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

apprehensive, body image, confidence issues, Craft, doubt, fear of intimacy, Fearful, genitalia, gross, Insecurity, INTIMATE, Minecraft, naked, Nervous, Opening, performance anxiety, roastie, scared of sex, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, sexual insecurities, sexual performance, vulnerable

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	2513

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

RoastieSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

altercation, Behavior, criminal, crowded bar, danger, Disturbing, internet, Minecraft, murder, ONLINE, Public, roastie, RoastieSlayer420, Shocking.., smp, social media, Thad, threatens, toxic masculinity, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	125

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as Thad threatening to murder a roastie in a crowded bar! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of pixelated blocks to distract you from the chaos. Join us for a chance to witness Thad’s questionable life choices firsthand and maybe even build a castle to hide from his wrath. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

OkIHOPCraft SMP

Breakfast, COMEBACK, diner, eggs, Food, humor, IHOP, incel, insult, internet culture, meme, Misogyny, OkIHOPCraft, online harassment, Restaurant, roastie, Scrambled, sexism, smp, social media, trolling, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Animals Bred:	62	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

Roastie Rekt Rave: Let’s Mine and LOL Together!

Dead, Let’s do it, Lets, lol, rave, rekt, roastie, Thread

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4717	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we roast those dead roasties and rek them in epic battles! Are you ready to join the fun?

Join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our players are known for their savage banter and epic comebacks in the chat.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own fortress and defend it against zombie roasties who are out for revenge. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the roasting begin!

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

body shaming, bullying, Debunked, Debunking, double standards, equality, feminism, gender, insult, internet culture, Minecraft, Misogyny, online harassment, roastie, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	2350
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5741
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4818
Star Shards Collected:	192	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	7510

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	3394

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3670	Dragon Eggs Found:	4379
Magic Items Found:	6922	Dimension Hops:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	138	Mines Excavated:	3214
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crops Grown:	3178

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!