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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	185
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2651	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	137
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1353	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3741
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	224
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!