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CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	108	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1381	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	142473
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1792
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!