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Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	470	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

Asgore Angst, Can You Really Call This A Tail Cut, Edition, Fluster & Treat, Forever Young, Going to College, Hit The Spot, Lakeside, last thread, metro 2033, Minecraft, No Sunny Days Without us, She Didn’t Drop a Unique Weapon or Anything, smp, Suck, Summer Soulstice, sus, SUS archives, SUS Stories archives, Tail Sensation, The Game Where She’s From, Thread, U.R, U.R. SUCK Edition, Veth archive, Пaцaн cкaзaл – пaцaн cдeлaл

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, controversial, controversial content, Defeat, destroying ball, Ethics, Historical figures, hitler, humor, Minecraft, playing game, satire, Server, SplashCraft, sponsors, Sportsmanship, strategy, swimming, teamwork, Victory, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

Cards, Competition, Couch, Defeat, Disappointment, Event, exhaustion, holiday, Itis, Jobbed, Loss, Minecraft, smp, Struggle, Thanksgiving, Thanksplosion Battle Royal, Thrown, winning, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

Adventure, Antagonist, Characters, console, favorite character, Game, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, goals, Immersion, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, player, Protagonist, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

Competition, dolphins, Fans, field goals, football, Game, interceptions, matchup, Minecraft, NFL, packers, Players, Rivalry, Score, smp, sports, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day, Thanksgivingbowl, Thread, touchdowns

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

BBC, Craft, ENGAGEMENT, failed tactics, Failure, Incompetence, incompetence in psyops, incompetent, incompetent behavior, ineffective strategies, lack of engagement., lack of response, lack of success, low engagement, low intelligence, low iq, Minecraft, organic, porn spam, psyops, Replies, Server, Spamming, Thread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, emotional investing, financial decision, financial literacy, hindsight, impulsive decision, Investment, learning experience, long-term investment., Loss, market timing, Minecraft, personal finance, profit, regret, smp, SOLD, speculative asset, Trading

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!