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Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9641	Mines Excavated:	4244
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ores Mined:	2348

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	228	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Animals Bred:	188	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness