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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2337 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
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So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around the tracks…they might be up to no good.
