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  • BritHumor Minecraft Server

    BritHumor Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9510
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

    We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UglyFriendGateCraft

    UglyFriendGateCraft
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6860
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ores Mined: 1809
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

    Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

    Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwkwardDaterMC SMP

    AwkwardDaterMC SMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9613
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperClap

    CraftyCreeperClap
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3978
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mines Excavated: 1360
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

    KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 449
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 221

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

    join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

    so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

    Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3870
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

    I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

    So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 256Forever

    256Forever
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1732
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Ores Mined: 5317 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Crops Grown: 4102 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP play.256forever.net
    Discord https://discord.256forever.net

    This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are usually online? On average, around 5 players are online.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
    Can I request for specific plugins to be added? You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

    Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8392
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

    Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

    And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

    Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

    LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 586
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

    If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OldNetCraft

    OldNetCraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1451
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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