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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9942 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5976 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips. it’s, like, a whole circus up in here.
and get this, our admin once rode a creeper into battle against a horde of zombies and won. like, who does that? only on this server, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day.
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we once had a group hug in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, heartwarming and terrifying at the same time.
so, like, if you want to experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server out there, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
