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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8622 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7961 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!