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Ritchie Blackmore Minecraft Servers

  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9141
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Potions Brewed: 159
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 399
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2457
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5004 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Crops Grown: 5018
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3335
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8428
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8155
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Buildings Constructed: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1379
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 121 Star Shards Collected: 162
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8514
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 104 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Ores Mined: 6326
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Votes: 7079
    Potions Brewed: 93 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7191
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Dragon Eggs Found: 9660
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9363
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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