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CraftyJontronBros

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

Addictive, Customization, Diplomacy, empire-building, endless possibilities, Galaxy, Game, Gaming, grand strategy, Immersive, lol, Minecraft, multiplayer, peafowl profile, Played, role playing, Sci Fi, Server, single, Single player, space exploration, stellaris, StellarisNoobs, strategy game, Technology, Using, video games, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	310317	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

Apology, Crafty, cyberbullying, digital communication, Epic, friendship, internet etiquette, jerks, Minecraft, MISTAKES, online accountability, online behavior, online behavior reflection, Online Community, online conflict, online consequences, online drama, online friendships, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, Petty, Players, regret, Revenge, Server, social media

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

Act-Age, Acting, Adventures, art form, CHANGE, crazy, creeper, culture, Development, Drama, generation, Glass Mask, Japan, Manga, Mangaka, Masked, Media, meets, miners, Novels, Oshi no Ko, Parody, Radio, society, storytelling, television, Tropes, ww2

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9786	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

Addicted Sluts, addicts, Asian girls, bwc, Confessions, Crafty, Edition, Family secrets, Forbidden, forbidden desire, forbidden fantasies, forbidden love, forbidden pleasures, Forbidden relationships, interracial, Lust, power dynamics, sexual exploration, sister, Sluts, Submission, taboo, white men, WMAF, WMAFBWC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Star Shards Collected:	101	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

1. Europe, accomplishment, achievement, blocky, brexit, built, Development, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, Fixed, improvement 2. European Union, leadership 3. Progress, Minecraft, Politics, Repair, restoration, success, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

Blocky Banter Blvd

ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, banter, bing.com/create, blocky, blvd, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, deep learning, design, digital art, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, unicorns roaming the land, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

2024.., Beliefs, Bigotry, Christianity, close-minded, Crafty, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, FAITH, Gay, ignorance, intolerance, judgmental, LGBTQ, long trail tags, McCraftface, offensive, Religion, Running, Server, still believing in Jesus, stupid, tags

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3121	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?