Rise of Kingdoms Guide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crops Grown:	9063	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3783

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	8144	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8110	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Villages Defended:	6

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

4D Power Players

4D beings, advanced civilizations, advanced intelligence, Alternate Realities, cosmic entities, existential questions, extraterrestrial beings, higher consciousness, higher dimensions, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, multidimensional beings, parallel universes, Players, power, Powerscaling, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, speculative science, theoretical physics, theoretical speculation, time manipulation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join this epic minecraft server where 4D beings are the admins and they will powerscale you into oblivion! 🤯

imagine building your dream castle only to have it crushed by a giant 4D being who just wanted to say hi! 😂

our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know the 4D beings will just respawn them with a snap of their fingers! 💥

come join us and experience the chaos of a minecraft world ruled by beings beyond our comprehension. just make sure to pack some extra blocks, you never know when a 4D being might decide to rearrange your entire base for fun! 🏰🔮

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have evolved into 4D super chickens! 🐔✨

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, Donations, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	7602	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Revolution SMP: Where Creepers have more social skills than players

Adventure, Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, Chill, Community, Computer, console, CREEPERS, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Joinable, Journey, mobile, PC, Players, Realm, Relaxed, revolution, Skills, smp, Social, Story, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Revolution SMP Overview

Description
Revolution SMP is a brand-new Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together. Join us in Revolution SMP and be part of an exciting adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition?	1. Launch Minecraft, click “Multiplayer”, click “Add Server”, type in “play.revsmp.com” as the server address, click “Done” and join the server.
How do I join Revolution SMP on Bedrock Edition?	In your Minecraft Client, go to the “Friends” tab, click “Add Friend”, enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), click “Add Friend”, and join Revolution SMP under “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab.

SonicCraft Minecraft Server

classic games, Fast-paced, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, retro gaming, sega, Server, sonic, Sonic controls, Sonic design, Sonic fans, Sonic franchise, Sonic gameplay mechanics, sonic games, Sonic levels, Sonic mechanics, sonic the hedgehog, soniccraft, SPEED, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Sonic games, collecting rings and getting chased by Dr. Robotnik? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you the ultimate Sonic experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and race through our custom-built Sonic-themed worlds, where you can collect emeralds, defeat enemies, and even ride on Tails’ back as you zoom through loops and bounce off springs like a true blue hedgehog.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Chili Dog” power-up that gives you super speed and invincibility, allowing you to outrun any creeper or zombie that dares to challenge you.

So why can’t Sonic games play like this? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and experience the high-speed, high-flying adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those pesky Chaos Emeralds – they tend to disappear faster than you can say “gotta go fast!”

HungryCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Ba Sing Sae, Capitol, Catching Fire, Competition, District 12, Drama, dystopian, HG, Hunger Games, HungryCraft, Katniss Everdeen, location, Minecraft, Mockingjay, Peeta Mellark, Rebellion, Server, Survival, Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Ultimate, young adult

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9431
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server located in the mythical city of Ba Sing Sae! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden diamond mine guarded by lava-breathing dragons. Only the bravest players can navigate their way through and claim the riches within!

2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle while munching on golden apples?

3. The city of Ba Sing Sae is protected by a giant obsidian wall that can only be breached by players who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you make it past the wall and explore the forbidden lands beyond?

4. Rumor has it that the legendary Avatar himself visits our server from time to time to challenge players to epic bending battles. Will you be the one to defeat the Avatar and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server in Ba Sing Sae for a truly insane and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other!