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Rip Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Raw, RIP, rip ass, rip his ass, SmackDown, smp, Sports Entertainment, tag team, world wrestling federation, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling humor, wrestling jokes, wrestling legends, wrestling match, wrestling memes, wwe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7275	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’re here to rip ass on the world wrestling federation! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and of course, some literal ass ripping (just kidding… maybe).

Our server is filled with hilarious characters, insane builds, and non-stop action. From wrestling matches in the ring to building giant statues of our favorite wrestlers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are just as obsessed with wrestling as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness someone actually rip their ass (again, just kidding… we think)?

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for any unexpected ass ripping).

SovietCraft: Escape the West!

Asylum, bureaucracy, citizenship, Cultural differences, destructive, Escape, FLEEING, foreign nationals, Government, immigration, integration, Migration, policy, political asylum, process, Refugees, regulations, residency, russia, simplifies, SovietCraft, West, Western values

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2709	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

Pixel Horizon

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	1052	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

PixelHorizon is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin.

We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players.

Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft.

5.9.216.88

Undead SMP

Ability, blocks, Buy, Defeat, Drop, Economy, Harder, Heads, Items, Minecraft, mobs, MobsPowers plugin, MONEY, play with friends, PvE, random people, Sell, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Undead SMP, UNDEAD.MC.GG, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to the Undead SMP! This server allows you to play with friends, or random people. Also, this has the MobsPowers plugin which makes mobs harder to defeat but will give you a ability and drop its head. You can also create shops for people to buy stuff off of you for money, and you can sell items or blocks for money aswell. UNDEAD.MC.GG

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Hexacomb: Where we promise not to sting like a Bee, 18+ Only! No honey, just good old vanilla fun!

active community, alt account allowed, Amplified Nether, Apply now, Bee, Bluemap, diamond-based economy, Discord, Exploration, Fun, Good, HermitCraft Inspired, Hexacomb, Honey, in-season stats, music discs, Nullsape, optimization mods, Player and mob head drops, Promise, Seasonal, self-promotion, smp, Staff Team, Sting, Terralith, Vanilla, world download

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hexacomb Season 5 Overview:

Server Features	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items	Hats, food, and weapon skins inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced Interactions	Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs for a unique experience.
World Map	Access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser.
Player Economy	Diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.
Community	Active, tight-knit community with a helpful staff team.

FAQs:

How do I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Season 5, visit our Discord and follow the steps to apply: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa.

What is the server’s age requirement?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a mature environment for adult players.

Are there any restrictions on trades or purchases?

The server operates on a diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.

Is there a limit on alt accounts?

Players are allowed one alt account for more flexibility in gameplay.

How can I access the world map?

You can access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser for a visual representation of the server world.

Is there in-game voice chat available?

Yes, we offer In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interactions with other players.

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abroad, BLOCK, communities, cultural exchange, diaspora, Dispersion, Diversity, expatriates, Germans, Global, global citizenship, International, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiahs, Migration, Minecraft, multicultural, Overseas, Party, Population, Server, SETTLEMENT, transnational, Unity, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	268426
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Towns Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

abusive parents, approval for having kids, body rights, Certification, child welfare, children, daycare, educational courses, Eugenics, Family Planning, Genes, good genes, income requirements, License, licenses to reproduce, Minecraft, parenting, parenting qualifications, psychological evaluation, reproduce, reproductive rights, smp, teaching children

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	298

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5577
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6646	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉