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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8843 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6635 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.