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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1987 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6913 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
