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CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	4618	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	7531
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	9992
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crops Grown:	2174	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	20	Mines Excavated:	4500
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	254

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Animals Bred:	75	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Star Shards Collected:	81	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	6128
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!