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Blockheads R Us: Where Only the Most Intelligent Survive (>high IQ)
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate high IQ right-wing ethnostate where we take down those pesky muzzies! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of like-minded players who are ready to dominate the Minecraft world. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned enemy to fight against? So come join us and show those muzzies who’s boss! -
Vanilla Survival: Where Crystal PvP is banned but getting lost in a cave isn’t!
sVanilla Survival Server
Server Information
IP corn.gg Region USA East Overview
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Why choose sVanilla Survival?
- Survive & Thrive
- Melee Based PVP
- Quality of Life
- Bartering Economy
- Boundless Exploration
- Permanent Legacy
- TNT Duplication
Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your Minecraft!
FAQs
Question Answer Are hacked clients allowed on the server? No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. Is crystal PvP enabled on the server? No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. Are there economy plugins on the server? No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. Is the map permanent or does it reset? The map is permanent and will never reset. Are TNT dupers enabled on the server? Yes, piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled. -
Worst Game Ever Minecraft Server
Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have a server for you! Introducing the E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Minecraft server!Join us for a wild adventure as we recreate the infamous 1982 Atari game in all its glory. Explore the depths of pixelated despair as you try to navigate through the confusing and frustrating gameplay that made E.T. one of the worst games of all time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of the video game crash of 1983. Experience the thrill of retailers demanding return programs from video game manufacturers as you try to survive in a world on the brink of collapse.
So why wait? Join our server now and relive the horrors of gaming history in a whole new way! Just remember, what doesn’t kill you makes you respawn stronger!
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Concord’s Demise Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being stuck in boring old Minecraft worlds with nothing but basic blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only language spoken is CHINESE! That’s right, every block, every mob, even the sun in the sky speaks Chinese!But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of dim sum? Done. How about building a house out of panda fur? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground noodle mines…
So what are you waiting for? Join our Chinese-speaking Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have “ni hao” stuck in your head for the rest of eternity!
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CraftyNightSecrets
Are you tired of drama and overreactions in your everyday life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this dude (22) and f21 who met on their birthday and had a rollercoaster of a friendship. Will you end up blocking your friends like this guy did, or will you build bridges instead of walls?
Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy stories and make unforgettable memories on our server. Who knows, you might even find your own virtual BFF to call and ft with every day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
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PatrioticCraft: Romanian Delivery
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got romanian parliament approving patriot system delivery to ukraine, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the wildness and chaos firsthand.imagine fighting off mobs with patriot missiles, or building your own parliament building out of blocks. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the president of ukraine in our virtual world.
come join us for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience. you won’t regret it, dude.
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Tiger Woods Land
yo yo yo come join this epic minecraft server where tiger woods is actually a place you can explore! forget about golfing, now you can mine and craft your way through the lush forests and sandy beaches of tiger woods!we have custom mobs like zombie golfers and skeleton caddies that drop rare loot like enchanted clubs and diamond balls.
build your own golf course and challenge other players to epic mini-golf tournaments. watch out for the creeper sand traps though, they’ll blow your ball sky high!
join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life at tiger woods minecraft server! it’s a hole in one!