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Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7031	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	2095
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7090

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9519
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dimension Hops:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crops Grown:	7371	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	8142
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2789	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	4415	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	2613	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!

Pixel Fantasy Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2D girls, 3DPD, Anime, attractive, cope, desire, Disgusting, FANTASY, fetish, handholding, hentai, Intimacy, Kissing, Manga, multiple sexual partners, perverted, PIXEL, real woman, Realms, relationships, sex, snuggling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

This server is like a 3DPD-free zone, where you can escape the horrors of real women and dive into a world of pixelated perfection. Join us for a chance to experience virtual love and affection without the risk of being rejected by a real person. Embrace the beauty of 2D girls and indulge in all the perverted activities you can imagine, no judgment here! Say goodbye to the struggles of finding a real girlfriend and hello to a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Join now and let the pixelated love begin!