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Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	7028
Ores Mined:	5200	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	410355
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	285
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	890	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
New Chunks Explored:	441845	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1237	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!