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CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	148
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

CraftyCreeperz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyCreeperz, crazy statement, funny, Humorous, illogical, irrational, laughable, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, nonsensical statement, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Ridiculous, silly, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Star Shards Collected:	66	Ores Mined:	4902
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	816
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimension Hops:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	9542
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!