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BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	8458
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crops Grown:	5139
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Animals Bred:	99	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7278	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6906
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8346
Magical Moments Shared:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
New Chunks Explored:	46486	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	3251
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?