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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3529 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 60 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
