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Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

Alt-Right, Bigotry, coalburners, Conservatives, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, internet trolls, lol, POL, Political Correctness, racers, racism, redditors, riceburners, seethe, Sensitive, social media, triggering, white nationalists, Whites, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1611	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	190

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

BlockyPastPain

anxiety, behavior patterns, BlockyPastPain, childhood abuse, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Healing Process, hidden trauma, mental health, neglect, past trauma, ptsd, self-destructive tendencies, signs of trauma, subtle signs, Therapy, Trauma, unspoken signs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have had such traumatic childhoods that they will make your jaw drop! From building elaborate underground bunkers to hiding from imaginary monsters, our players have been through it all. Join us if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, evacuate, evacuation efforts., Government, incursion, INSANE, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Political, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, sixth district, Tension, world events

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	138

LOL this server is so epic, even Russia thinks it’s insane! Like, they’re calling it the Kursk incursion, but we’re just out here having a blast building and mining. Sixth district is like, “peace out, we’re joining this server!” Come join us before we get evacuated to Minecraft heaven or something. It’s gonna be wild, bro!

Putin’s Escape Plan: Leave Ukraine or Bust

Bust, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, Escape, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Kursk invasion, Leave, military intervention, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Plan, political negotiations, putin, Putins, russia, The White House, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even putin was like “whoa, i gotta get in on this action!” but then the white house was all like “yo putin, u gotta stop the kursk invasion first, then u can play minecraft with us” and putin was like “fine, i’ll do it for the blocks.”

but seriously, this server is off the chain. we got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode rainbows, and a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. how cool is that?

so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a whole lot of tnt. we’re gonna have a blast!

Endangered Eats: Breed ‘Em by the Billions!

#sustainability, animal rights, Billions, Biodiversity, Breed, breeding, conservation, Cows, Eats, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, environmental impact, ethical eating, farming practices, food choices, global food supply, meat consumption, Pigs, species extinction, wildlife, wildlife protection

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7220	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, my fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll be able to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells).

AnxietyCraft: Stress-Free Zone

ADVANCE, Animal Behavior, anti-anxiety medications, anxiety treatment, AnxietyCraft, anxious behaviors, Brain, experimental research, humans, Manipulation, mental health, Mice, neuroscience, novel, pathway targeting, pharmaceuticals, research, side effects, Signaling Pathway, stress, stressfree, young, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can, like, totally cure ur anxiety? well, u gotta join this one, cuz we got some crazy scientists who figured out how to manipulate mouse brains to make them less anxious. and get this, NO SIDE EFFECTS, bro! imagine all the creepers u can face without feeling all nervous and stuff. join now and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

SmaggleCraft Minecraft Server

brand visibility, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, internet-marketing, keyword list, keyword research, long tail tags, Minecraft, online presence, search engine optimization, Seo, Server, smag, SmaggleCraft, Smaggles, smegg, Smiggles, smog, smug, tag analysis, tag generation, tag optimization., website optimization

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Divine Spears Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our server, where the smaggles smug smog smag Smiggles smegg! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Smaggles, a mythical creature that only appears once every full moon to grant wishes to lucky players. So come join us and experience the smaggles smug smog smag Smiggles smegg madness for yourself!

SoullessSMP: You’ll lose your souls…All of them!

cycle of loss, deep meaning, deep thoughts, Despair, Eternity, existential crisis, Interpretation, introspection, Introspective, LOSE, losing souls, Lost Souls, Meaning, Philosophical, Questioning, Reflection, repeated loss, repeating loss, Soul searching, Soullesssmp, Souls, souls…All, Tanimura, Youll

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you’ll lose your souls faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, epic battles, and mystical adventures.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Tanimura, our resident Minecraft wizard, has cursed the land, causing players to lose their souls over and over again. Will you be able to survive the madness and reclaim your lost souls?

Join us if you dare, and let the chaos begin!

DressCraft Minecraft Server

Associates, big showroom, Business, DressCraft, engagement dress, Experience, Friends, independent store, mediation, Minecraft, neutral, online shopping, Picky, Principle, Server, sister, SIZE, skinny, tags, tailor, Upset, wedding date, wedding dress shopping

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with wedding dress shopping adventures and sisterly disputes.

Experience the thrill of finding the perfect dress for your big day, just like Dana did after visiting 6 stores and trying on countless gowns. Will you choose a dress from a store with a bad reputation, causing family tension and heated arguments? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between sisters as they navigate the treacherous waters of wedding planning. Will you stay neutral and risk being accused of taking sides, or will you dive headfirst into the drama and pick a team?

Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous wedding dress shopping saga in Minecraft history! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have sisters and wedding dresses to deal with?

BroSisCraft or StepSisDilemma

birthday gifts, blended family, Boundaries, BroSisCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, favoritism, gift giving, Jealousy, personal space, Protective, relationships, self worth, sibling rivalry, Siblings, social pressure, StepSisDilemma, stepsister

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	846641	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server! We promise no family feuds, no demanding step-sisters, and definitely no personalized planner drama. Join us for a peaceful and fun gaming experience where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best virtual world possible! Plus, we guarantee our gifts to you will be way better than a $200 gift card to a store you don’t even like. So come on over and leave the family drama behind! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NoDramaAllowed

20sVibesMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Our nether is filled with rainbow-colored lava and unicorns that shoot fireballs out of their horns. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the madness begin!