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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6041 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 223 |
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.