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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9190 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Votes: | 7714 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!