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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3931 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4168 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 636 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
plus, we got this epic story where Trump is like, floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows, and he’s making deals with aliens to bring peace to the universe. it’s like, out of this world, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, you gotta solve a series of ridiculous puzzles to even find it. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.