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CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	262	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2329	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9326	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	229	Buildings Constructed:	21

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Animals Bred:	39	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Votes:	3067

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ores Mined:	2793	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

Cancer prevention, Gen, global health, health policy, lung cancer, lung cancer deaths, lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, non-smoking generation, NoSmoke, preventive measures, public health, smoking cessation, smoking prevention, smoking-related deaths, tobacco, tobacco ban, tobacco control, tobacco epidemic, tobacco industry, tobacco products, tobacco regulations, tobacco-free generation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives