so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!
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CraftyAssassins
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EggcellentAbortionsMC
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so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
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OrgasmicRescueMC
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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your masculinity can be SAVED by your female partner’s ORGASM? That’s right, folks! Our server is so lit that even low testosterone levels can’t hold you back when your girl is feeling the vibes.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly BAM! Your girl has an orgasm and BOOM! You’re feeling like the manliest man in all of Minecraft. It’s like a power-up that you never knew you needed, but trust us, you won’t be able to play without it once you experience the magic.
So come on down to our server and let your lady’s pleasure be your ultimate weapon against low T levels. Who knew that Minecraft could be so empowering, am I right? Join now and let the orgasms flow!
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Revolution SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream flavor!
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Revolution SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ass-fucked/">Minecraft Server</a> 🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!
Features:
- ✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
- 🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
- 🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
- 💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
- 🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
- 🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
- 🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.
Why Choose Us?
- Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
- Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
- Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
- Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
- 24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.
How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)
Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft | Click “Multiplayer” | Click “Add Server” | Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com | Click “Done” and join the server!
How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)
Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab | Click “Add Friend” | Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) | Click “Add Friend” | After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!
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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?
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FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s face looks normal? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone’s face is completely messed up! From giant noses to eyeballs on their foreheads, you’ll never know what to expect when you log on.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!
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BakeCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of baking utensils and the drama they can bring! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests to retrieve lost spatulas and brushes, all while battling against the evil Aunt who thinks wooden handles are the enemy.Embark on a journey to reclaim your precious baking tools, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of why some utensils just can’t handle the heat. Will you be the hero who saves the day and bakes the ultimate baby shower cake, or will you succumb to the treacherous Aunt’s kitchen antics?
Join us now and experience the thrill of baking utensil drama like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and delicious at the same time?
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PreggoSisNoHome
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and arguments just like this insane family drama.We’ve got everything you need – from pregnant teenage sisters looking for handouts to brothers trying to navigate the tricky waters of family responsibility. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the chaos firsthand?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, come join us! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but be prepared for some serious virtual fireworks. Join now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server around!
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CraftyGirlsMeetUp
activities, Bars, best places, Classes, clubs, coffee shops, Confidence, conversation starters, CraftyGirlsMeetUp, DATING, Events, gym, hobbies, meet girls, nightlife, online dating, parks, Parties, relationships, Singles, socializingLooking for a place to meet some blocky babes? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting to be wooed by a daring miner like yourself. From the lush forests to the treacherous caves, there are plenty of opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and resource-gathering prowess.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are looking for love in all the wrong places. Will you be the hero they’ve been waiting for, or will you be too busy crafting diamond swords to notice their undead hearts?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks themselves. Who knows, you might just find love in a world made of cubes!
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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have BANNED long-range strikes inside russia because we don’t want the war to become a broader conflict that extends beyond ukraine!!! like, who even does that in minecraft anyway?? we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out diamonds like candy. join us now before the llamas take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm!