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CraftyMen SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	296
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	102	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	128
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7767
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4883

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	616
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Items Found:	2294	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8014	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6588	Crops Grown:	8456
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.