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Prideful Phase Minecraft SMP Fans

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that our players’ oshis (favorite idols) have decided to cover the costs of the show instead of getting paid for it. That’s right, we’ve got some dedicated fans here who will stop at nothing to make sure their idols shine bright like diamonds in the sky.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so crazy that we’ve had players from third-world countries join and instantly become rich beyond their wildest dreams. It’s like a real-life rags to riches story, but in Minecraft form. Who knew that playing on our server could lead to such insane wealth and success?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for non-stop laughs, wild adventures, and the chance to become besties with your favorite idol, then look no further. Come join us and see just how bonkers things can get in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Dreams Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	4244
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown and wielding a diamond sword!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers in a quest for the legendary Golden Carrot, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, including rainbow-colored llamas, talking parrots who tell terrible jokes, and a friendly creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

The Crafty Character Creator – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	531	Star Shards Collected:	125
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic character creator you’ve ever seen! We’re talking rainbow hair, sparkly wings, and even a pet dragon to ride around on. Join us and show off your one-of-a-kind avatar to all your jealous friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a place where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that’s been plaguing our server for months. See you in Blocktopia, adventurer!

No Stream Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just streaming their gameplay? Well, look no further because our server doesn’t stream! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about being interrupted by some annoying streamer trying to get famous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy animal you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery? Just watch out for the giant chicken that guards the entrance – rumor has it he’s a master of karate!

So come join us on our server where the only thing streaming is the lava flowing from the volcano in the sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun!

Why do adult black people still write and type like teenagers?… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3076	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a responsible adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with adult black people who write and type like teenagers! Join us for a wild ride of memes, slang, and hilarious conversations that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Slaying Dragons Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of those pesky dragons wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further! Join our server and wield the Dragonslayer’s Sword, which ironically does no extra damage to dragons. But hey, at least you’ll look cool swinging it around, right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the pieces of the Dragonslayer’s Armor, you’ll gain the ability to breathe fire like a dragon yourself. So come join us and embark on a ridiculous quest filled with laughter, adventure, and probably a few accidental deaths along the way.

Zany Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down stars on your enemies. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have Agent Combat Intel reports on players like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are known for their epic battles and crazy shenanigans. You never know what they’ll do next!

And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem.” It’s like stepping into a virtual war zone, but with a side of mystery and intrigue.

Plus, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBFZZZFMHARUMASAFREE that will give you special in-game perks and rewards. Who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and chaos reigns supreme. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, nothing is ever as it seems.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Say His Name Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4059
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Chickenzilla! This giant chicken terrorizes players, stealing their loot and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Explore this wacky world and discover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say his name…if you dare!

The Lats Go in Front of the Triceps Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3386
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that the lats go in front of the triceps! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the ancient Minecraft gods decreed it so in order to bring balance to the blocky universe.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are! We have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim their legendary diamond disco ball?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that in this Minecraft SMP, the lats always go in front of the triceps!