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GlowedUpGang

acceptance, Appearance, beauty, Before and after, bullying, comparison, Confidence, glow up, GlowedUpGang, inner beauty, judgment, makeover, personal growth, physical changes, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, social perception, societal standards, transformation, Ugly people

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1295	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

Army, border, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, idf, international relations, Invasion, Jerusalem post, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, News, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Syrian territory, tanked, Tanks, territorial dispute

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	2856
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	1118	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Falling into the Void:	0

get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic characters, DL furry, Friends, Furry, furry art, furry community, furry culture, furry enthusiasts, furry erotica, furry fandom, furry fantasies, Furry Fetish, furry identity, furry kink, furry lifestyle, furry porn., furry roleplay, furry sex, furry subculture, fursona, gay yiff, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

achievement, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, AUTOMATED, Awards, awards ceremony, Ballots, Creative, Digital, Future, Innovative, machine learning, Minecraft, Natsupoi, Observer, observer awards, recognition, smp, Technology, Underrated, Unique, virtual, Voting, voting process

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	679	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Potions Brewed:	92	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

aita, business owner, Communication, dream, emergency fund, EXPECTING, Failure, family dynamics, financial stress, grow business, Guilt, HOURS, Kids, paycheck to paycheck, provide, retainer client, SAHM, SAHMinecraft, savings, Small Business, stay at home mom, Support, vulnerable, watch, Wife, work, work-life balance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Votes:	2252	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyMemories

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, happy memories, high points, joyous occasions, life highlights, Life moments, memorable experiences., memorable milestones, milestone events, MineCraftyMemories, peak experiences, peak moments, significant days, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable moments

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

basketball legend, black mamba, i miss Kobe, Kobe, Kobe Bryant, Kobe career, Kobe fan, Kobe forever, Kobe forever missed, Kobe greatness, Kobe highlights, Kobe impact, Kobe inspiration, Kobe interviews, Kobe legacy, Kobe legend lives on, Kobe memories, Kobe tribute, Kobe videos, los angeles lakers, Minecraft, NBA, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Votes:	6012	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	6851
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!