reverse bloober Minecraft Servers

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  • The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

    The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

    Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

    So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

    SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

    Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

    So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WhySoSMP

    WhySoSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

    So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

    Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

    On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP