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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6769 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 80 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a sparkly crown made of diamonds and unicorn tears. Explore our vast world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret disco party in the mines or a group of villagers doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of buff, shirtless mods who will swoop in to save the day if things get too wild. And trust us, things get wild. From impromptu fashion shows to spontaneous llama parades, there’s never a dull moment on Gay Hyper Muscle.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fabulousness shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or hosting a bake sale with the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on Gay Hyper Muscle!