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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7686 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
our community is so lit, it’s like being in the kremlin but with more blocky buildings and less political intrigue. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft?
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasures. just like putin’s hidden stash of vodka, except ours is way cooler because it’s in minecraft.
so come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual geopolitics and epic battles. who needs nato when you have our minecraft server? let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!