returns report Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkyLoom – Aether Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Aether, BETTING, cryptocurrency, fake stock market game, Game, global financial market simulator, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, numberfagging, Oshiboard, Realm, research, returns report, Schedule, SkyLoom, stock market, thread lore, version 2.0, Vtuber, wallet analyzer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate experience of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition! Buy coins representing Hololive members and their mamas in this wacky financial market simulator. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but with a twist!

Cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaotic fun. You won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will definitely question your sanity.

Check out the research links for maximum brain confusion and dive into the world of fake stock trading like never before. And don’t forget to make copies of those Google Sheets, because why not?

This server is so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re actually on national TV. So come on, join the madness and embrace the chaos of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition!

Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza

#youtube, BETTING, big, bonanza, BOOTY, cryptofags, dividends, Electrum, F.U.C.K. Reports, fake stock market game, global financial market simulator, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, Marine’s Big Fat Ass, MARINES, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, numberfagging, Oshiboard, research, returns report, Schedule, thread lore, Vtuber, wallet analyzer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.

Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?

With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?

So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!

””HunterCraft Minecraft Server””

Anime, Anime Series, chimera ants, Chrollo, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, huntercraft, isn’t gonna make it, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Chrollo isn’t gonna make it! Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy trying to build a house out of diamonds while riding a pig!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have flying llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun on our server where Chrollo’s Minecraft survival skills are put to the ultimate test. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Chrollo, of course).

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog custody, dog visitation rights, dog visitations, emotional attachment, ex girlfriend, ex-partner conflicts, legal threats, Marriage, Minecraft, moving on, mutual agreement, new partner, pet custody laws, pet ownership, pet parenting, puppylove, relationship breakup, Respect, Server, visitation rights

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no ex-girlfriends will come around demanding visitation rights to your virtual pets!

We understand the struggle of splitting up belongings, but imagine having to split up virtual dogs in Minecraft! Our server is a drama-free zone where exes are blocked and new partners are respected.

Don’t worry about lawsuits over virtual pets, we have a strict no ex-girlfriend policy in place. Your new partner will thank you for joining a server where past relationships stay in the past.

So come join us and build your virtual world without the added stress of exes trying to visit your virtual pets. It’s time to move on and game on!

MilCraftMarriageSaver

Apology, arguments, bad mom, Cheating, Communication, Defending, Divorce, family feud, game skins, Kids, Marriage, MIL, MilCraftMarriageSaver, money management, postpartum, Pregnancy, reconciliation, reconciliation efforts, relationship, SAHM

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Items Found:	2042	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crops Grown:	1869

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your dream world without any in-laws interfering! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of reality and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and fun.

Join us and leave behind the drama of in-laws who think they know everything about you, siblings who have never even met you but have strong opinions, and a husband who can’t decide whether he’s glad he married you or not. On our server, you can focus on building your empire, exploring new lands, and having a blast with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, post-partum excuses are valid and game skins are always a worthwhile investment.

BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Potions Brewed:	51

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Villages Defended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6177
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	9256

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!