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SolariCraft

anger, benefit, breeding, Cross-Play, detail, duties, Economy, Fault, follow-up, hair, Hearts, Hope, Lust, Pain, patient care, Pleasure, Practice, PvP, Reprimand, soften, SolariCraft, Survival Games, toil, work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil.

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SvSurvival chill FFA server

Chill, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Ffa, Friends, gain players, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, play regular, Players, Regular Survival, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, SvSurvival, Teams, Tectonic, world generation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Server Overview

Description	Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Generation	Tectonic as world gen
Community Size	Small
Teams	Multiple teams
IP Address	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes this server different from others?

A: Our server uses Tectonic as world generation, creating a unique survival experience while maintaining the vanilla gameplay.

Q: How can I join a team on the server?

A: You can reach out to existing teams on our Discord server and inquire about joining them. Alternatively, you can form your own team with friends.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in respectful and fair combat.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any rules that I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	2664
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	195	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	126

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6879
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Items Found:	8310	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Farms Harvested:	781
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	56	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.