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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8455	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	245
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Towns Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Crops Grown:	2593	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Votes:	2739
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6330
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchantments Applied:	291	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
New Chunks Explored:	446723	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.