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CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2140	Divine Spears Created:	17
Love Letters Sent:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Villages Defended:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Votes:	8238
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Play.valornet.work

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

play.yellowmc.nl:20307

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Votes:	9965
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Votes:	6189
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchantments Applied:	294	Buildings Constructed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!