🔥RetroRaconteur Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where hoes are trying to steal your soccer bros! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of hoes swoop in and try to steal your precious loot. But fear not, your trusty soccer bros are there to defend you with their swift kicks and fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! We have a special edition of the game where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky hoes!

Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because XWABAG is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and gas-tastic adventures.

Our server is run by Xir, a mysterious being who always appears as a floating gas block. Legend has it that Xir can turn anything into diamonds just by sneezing on it. So if you want to get rich quick, you better start buttering up to our gassy overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop out gold nuggets to creeper jockeys riding on the backs of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla, a giant chicken with a taste for player flesh. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and a lifetime supply of feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things tend to get a little stinky around here!

SkinnyCraft

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those blocky pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with intense workouts like mining for diamonds, sprinting away from creepers, and jumping over lava pits. You’ll be so busy trying to survive, you won’t even realize you’re getting fit! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. Join now and get ready to say goodbye to those extra virtual pixels!

HouthisAttackMCServer: LeakinOil

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hey u! u like minecraft? u like craziness? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes! we have so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like!

picture this: u and ur friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts chasing u! but don’t worry, our admins are always there to save the day and turn that chicken into a disco ball!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats? yep, that’s right! only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the riches inside!

so what are u waiting for? join us on MV Sounion and let the madness begin! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to u in awe!

MissileMayhemMC

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so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is sending missiles our way”? well, guess what, our server is so lit that we have ukraine’s f-16 jets intercepting those missiles like it’s just another tuesday. join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. who needs peace talks when u can just hop on our server and take down some russian missiles with ur bare hands (well, virtual bare hands, but u get the point). come join the chaos and show russia who’s boss in the most insane way possible. u won’t regret it, promise.

ProfitCraft71

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

Rootscraft — where cavemen trade rocks for diamonds and call it ‘civilization’ lol

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Rootscraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Continent Setting	European-esque continent
Tribes/Nations	Players encouraged to group into tribes or nations
Notable Mods	Terrafirmacraft, Firmalife, Voice Chat, Create
Gameplay	Cold mechanics, sparse food, group survival

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UVdhKKzY6m
Are the mods difficult to install?	No, the mods are extremely easy to install and we can guide you through the process.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, interactions with other players are frequent and PvP is allowed within certain guidelines.
How do I earn tokens for survival?	You earn tokens by completing interesting roleplay moments with your group.

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoldDiggerGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is diamonds and the only women you’ll be giving money to are the ones selling enchanted gear at our virtual marketplace. Say goodbye to being a subhuman and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and some questionable decision-making. Who needs real life when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building elaborate structures with your new virtual besties? So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just any player, you’re a diamond-wielding, woman-respecting legend in the making!

SnackTimeSass

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Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	209	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	4693	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dragon Eggs Found:	9241

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	200

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	80	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Expert RetroRaconteur Minecraft Servers

Rootscraft Minecraft Server

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