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Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	509979
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ores Mined:	3928	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	61327
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3355	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5316	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	1958	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	84	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?