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StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	272616
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	169	Animals Bred:	38

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	4432
Buildings Constructed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	82888
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4095
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	444455
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	8050	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Votes:	7642
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	121
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!