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ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

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Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	86715	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Votes:	3194
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	846747
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	2401	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5009
Animals Bred:	137	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mines Excavated:	1793	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	9604
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	991597	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ores Mined:	4069
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!