🍆💦Retro Uprising Minecraft Servers

TrainStationTrouble Minecraft Server

adhd, anger, apartment living, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Commute, Guilt, leaning on me, Minecraft, missed bus, putting myself first, rough time, Schedule, self-care, Server, shiftwork, sleeping in, Support, tired, TrainStationTrouble, Upset, working 7 days

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of waking up on time? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have trouble keeping a schedule, just like the fiancée in this wild story.

Join us and experience the thrill of missing the bus at 7:30am, only to be saved by your partner who just finished a third 12-hour night shift in a row. The drama of deciding whether or not to give a ride to the train station will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding excitement of receiving a text from your partner, expressing their disappointment in your decision. Will you be able to handle the guilt of not giving them a ride and enjoy your extra 30 minutes of sleep?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of missed alarms, late buses, and relationship drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

KidzKraftDayz

Chores, Communication, family, family dynamics, Frustration, grocery shopping, Help, husband, Kids, KidzKraftDayz, meal planning, parenting, parenting roles, responsibilities, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, staycation, teamwork, vacation, working parent

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled husbands who think watching the kids for a day deserves a medal? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more passive-aggressive comments about who’s doing the dishes tonight, just pure virtual fun!

On our server, you can build a castle and rule over your own kingdom, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or hunt for creepers. No more arguments about whose turn it is to take out the trash, just endless adventures in a pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a llama. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to virtual bliss!

WhaleCraftNZ: Rarest Find!

Beach, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Find, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, marine research, marine species, new zealand, oceanography, RAREST, rarest whale, species, whale migration, whale watching, WhaleCraftNZ, wildlife

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE WORLD’S RAREST WHALE CHILLIN’ ON OUR BEACH, LIKE WHAT EVEN?!?!?!?!?

DIS WHALE BE DROPPIN’ CLUES BOUT SOME CRAZY SPECIES DAT NO ONE EVEN KNEW ‘BOUT!!!

JOIN NOW AND U MIGHT JUST GET A CHANCE TO RIDE DIS RARE WHALE INTO BATTLE OR SOMETHIN’!!!

LIKE, WHO NEEDS DIAMOND ARMOR WHEN U GOT A WHALE ON UR SIDE, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!

COME JOIN DA MADNESS, WE GOT WHALES, WE GOT ADVENTURE, WE GOT EVERYTHING U COULD EVER DREAM OF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EarlessScoobyCraft

animated series, beloved character, canine companion, cartoon character, childhood memories, childhood trauma, classic tv, crime solving, dog detective, dog with no ears, EarlessScoobyCraft, ears cut off, Hanna-Barbera, iconic show, long tail tag, mystery solving dog, Scooby doo, Talking Animals, Talking dog, TV nostalgia, young age

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Scooby-Doo without his ears? Well, you’re in luck because our server is off the charts bonkers!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And guess what? Our server has all that and more!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama chariot driven by a chicken, battle evil mobs with enchanted potatoes, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Scooby-Doo’s missing ears.

PolarMeltedMC: The Server Where Time Slows Down!

climate change, climate crisis, climate research, climate science, Earth’s Rotation, environmental consequences, environmental impact, financial transactions, global warming, GPS, internet traffic, longer days, melting ice, planet reshaping, polar ice, polar ice caps, polar ice melting, PolarMeltedMC, scientific study, Server, slowing rotation, slows, technology disruption, Time

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yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, the climate crisis is makin days longer n stuff. the polar ice be meltin so much that it’s messin with the planet’s rotation. imagine playin minecraft and suddenly the day lasts like 10 hours longer than usual. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. plus, if u don’t join, ur internet gonna be all messed up, financial transactions gonna be wack, and u gonna get lost without GPS. so join now and experience the chaos firsthand. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

Termina: Where Villagers Quarrel, Creepers Compete, and Steves Stress Out!

action, Battles, building, clash, Community, compete, CREEPERS, declare war, Discord, dream, Fair Play, Kingdom, Loot, PvP, Quarrel, rank up, Regenerate, silk touch, smp, Spawners, Steves, stress, Survival, Termina, Ultimate, villagers, Wilderness

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Server Name	TerminaMC
IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Game Versions	Bedrock: 19132 \| Java: 25565
Features

Overview

TerminaMC is a Minecraft server that offers various gameplay options, including PvP action, passive SMP, Town Wars, and building in the wilderness. The server promotes fair play and community engagement. Join to experience intense battles and create your dream kingdom!

FAQ

1. What is Towny on the server?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns in the server. Players can claim land, build structures, and participate in town wars.

2. How does Town War work?

Players who own a town can declare war on other towns. During this time, players can raid enemy towns and loot their resources. All blocks and buildings regenerate after the war ends.

3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, TerminaMC strives to provide a fair gaming experience without pay-to-win elements. Players can rank up and earn perks through gameplay.

4. Is voice chat available on the server?

Yes, the server offers voice chat capabilities for players to communicate in real-time. Additionally, there is a Discord server for live chat.

5. How can I join the community?

To join the TerminaMC community, you can connect to the server using the provided IP and Discord server link. Engage with other players, participate in events, and enjoy the gameplay experience!

Creep-Free Zone Minecraft Server

CreepFree, digital privacy, Edition, internet safety, Minecraft, no pedo, Online Community, online etiquette, online interactions, online safety, Server, social media, social media behavior, social media best practices, social media boundaries, social media guidelines, social media policies, social media rules, social media safety, social media tips, social networking sites, social platforms, social-networking, Zone

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers only to be bombarded by creepy players? Look no further, because our server is the “no pedo edition”! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero pedos lurking in the shadows.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have a team of highly trained moderators who will ban anyone even remotely suspicious. Plus, our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Troll the Admin Day” where you can prank our staff members to your heart’s content. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve stumbled into a real-life treasure hunt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, no pedos allowed!

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

belief in God, FAITH, GodlyCraft, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish faith, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish philosophy, Jewish practices, Jewish religion, jewish spirituality, Jewish theology, jewish traditions, Jewish values, Jews, judaism, Minecraft, monotheism, religious beliefs, Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your beliefs? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Jews believe in god here! Join us for a crazy adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

aita, anger, apartment, Ban, banning, Borrowing, Boundaries, chocolate chip cookies, CookieDoughCrisis, diva cup, Friends, Girlfriend, Lease, Minecraft, period underwear, personal items, raw cookie dough, roommate, Server, Unwelcome

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

CousinPetDramaEXIT

Allergies, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousin, CousinPetDramaEXIT, dog allergy, Empathy, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Frustration, health priority, ISOLATION, leaving early, pet, Respect, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your allergies and won’t subject you to unexpected pets? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise dogs running around causing havoc while you try to mine and build in peace.

Join our server and never worry about sneezing fits or itchy eyes ruining your gaming experience. We prioritize your health and well-being, unlike some family reunions we won’t name (cough cough).

Don’t let family drama or pet allergies get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any furry interruptions. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you for prioritizing your health – we’ll even provide virtual allergy medicine if needed! So, come on over and leave the drama behind.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Animals Bred:	79	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Love Letters Sent:	8	Potions Brewed:	92
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	3748

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Towns Built:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5401
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	9325
New Chunks Explored:	799247	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Expert Retro Uprising Minecraft Servers

TrainStationTrouble Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

KidzKraftDayz

Stats November 22, 2024

WhaleCraftNZ: Rarest Find!

Stats November 22, 2024

EarlessScoobyCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

PolarMeltedMC: The Server Where Time Slows Down!

Stats November 22, 2024

Termina: Where Villagers Quarrel, Creepers Compete, and Steves Stress Out!

Stats November 22, 2024

Overview

FAQ

1. What is Towny on the server?

2. How does Town War work?

3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on the server?

4. Is voice chat available on the server?

5. How can I join the community?

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CousinPetDramaEXIT

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7784
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	3

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15