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BlockyPolitics

arguments, avoidance, BlockyPolitics, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, current events, Differences, disagreement, Division, emotional strain, estrangement, family, Friends, Opinions, personal beliefs, polarization, Politics, relationships, Silence, Social Issues

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of arguing with your Uncle Bob about politics at family gatherings? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is a politics-free zone where you can escape the drama and build giant statues of your favorite politicians instead. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who share your love for pixelated politics? Join now and say goodbye to awkward Thanksgiving dinners forever!

CraftyCreeperCo

$7.4 billion, Allies, arms deal, arms sales, Conflict, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Plans, SECURITY, US, US-Israel relations, weapons, weapons sales

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! it’s like, so lit, u won’t believe it! we got unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. Legend has it, if u find the golden pickaxe, u will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And get this, every full moon, a portal to a parallel universe opens up and u can explore new lands and meet strange creatures. But be careful, some of them might try to steal ur diamonds!

So what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur Minecraft life! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Blocky Belly Bug Bash

Bash, Belly, blocky, bug, children, Complications, coronavirus, Covid-19, digestive system, gastrointestinal issues, gut problems, health, Kids, long-term effects, Medical, pandemic, pediatric, post-recovery, Prevention, research, Risk, Symptoms, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!

Ravencraft

Bluemap, BUILD, Community oriented, Create, Donor base, Explore, Firespread, Friendly, Grown-ass adults, hard difficulty, high-end hardware, LGBTQI+ friendly, Mature, Mature Players, multiplayer, Nether tunnel system, new map, Ravencraft, road network, Sleep plugin, smp, Survival, World border expansions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Ravencraft Server
Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server
Staff of friendly mods
Expanding community and map

FAQ

What is the server address?

The server address is mc.ravensburg.org

Are there any rules for the server?

Yes, you can find the rules at https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html

What features does the server offer?

New map for 1.21.4
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin for faster nights
Firespread is turned ON

What kind of players are you looking for?

Players who are 18 and over
No hacks or cheats allowed
Respectful of other players
Enjoy chatting with friendly players

How can I join the server?

You can hop on to the server and complete a quick and painless application process to join as a greylist member.

Amelia’s Realm of Dooby 1.21

adorable, Amelia Watson, Amelias, appreciation thread, cute, Dooby, dorky, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, Livestream, love and support, Realm, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber appreciation, vtuber community, vtuber fanart, Wholesome, wonderful angel

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

OMG guys, u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally dedicated to our girl Amelia Watson and her sidekick Dooby! They’re like, the cutest, most dorky angels ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that comes with worshipping these two precious beings! Plus, like, the last thread was so lit, you don’t wanna miss out on all the juicy deets and memes that go down in this server! So come join us and let’s spread the love for Amelia and Dooby together! #AmeliaDoobySquadGoals #MinecraftMadness

Dogless Digs Minecraft Server

aita, Asshole, childhood friend, credit card debt, Decline, Digs, Divorced, dog, Dogless, extra space, Friend, hard times, Hotel, live with me, Minecraft, not giving up, offer, pet-friendly, room, Server, Situation, Space, stay, Unhappy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Emeralds Found:	1362
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with friends who can’t leave their furry friends behind? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not allowed, so you can enjoy a pet-free environment without any drama!

We have plenty of extra space for you to build your dream house, just like our friend who has a room for his buddy but not his dog. Don’t be like him, join us and leave your pets behind for a stress-free gaming experience.

Who needs a dog when you can have virtual pets in Minecraft? Build your own army of wolves, ocelots, and parrots to keep you company while exploring our server. Say goodbye to real-life pet drama and hello to pixelated pet paradise!

So come on over and leave your furry friends at home, because on our server, pets are a big no-no. Join us now and start building your pet-free paradise!

WeddingCraft2021

best friend miscarriage, big day, ceremony pictures, cost of redoing wedding, Credit, first house, guest count, Marriage, reception, redo wedding, rushed ceremony, savings, spending money, Vows, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversary celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding planning, wedding redo, wedding venue, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the craziest virtual wedding anniversary celebration you’ve ever seen! Forget about redoing your real wedding, come to our server and have a Minecraft-themed vow renewal ceremony that will leave you and your spouse in stitches. Who needs expensive venues when you can exchange vows in a pixelated paradise?

And if that’s not enough, we also offer a special package for couples who had a disastrous wedding day. Did your best friend have a medical emergency during your ceremony? No problem! We’ll make sure your virtual wedding goes off without a hitch, and this time, you can extend the ceremony for as long as you want. Plus, our expert decorators will make sure your reception spot is decked out in the finest virtual decorations.

So why spend thousands of dollars on a real wedding do-over when you can have the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a wedding anniversary celebration like no other!

StrangerDanger Minecraft SMP

boundary violation, emergency response, Front door safety, Home Invasion, home security, Intruder alert, Locking doors, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, privacy invasion, Protecting your home, safety precautions, security measures, self defense, smp, stay vigilant, stranger danger, StrangerDanger, suspicious behavior, unexpected visitors, Unwanted entry, unwelcome guests

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ores Mined:	9223	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7592	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So like, one time I was building my house and this random dude tried to open my front door, can you believe it? I was like, “Bro, do you even knock?” But then he was like, “I just wanted to see your epic build, bro.” And I was like, “Oh okay, come on in then, but only if you bring me some diamonds.” And guess what? He actually brought me diamonds! So now we’re like besties and we go on epic adventures together. You never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s wild man. Join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

BlockBusterLaughs

Best Comedy, BlockBusterLaughs, classic comedy, comedic genius, comedic timing, comedy, Comedy film, favorite funny movie, funny actors, Funny Moments, funny movie, hilarious, humor, humor in film, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie quotes, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, top comedy movies

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you ready to laugh your blocky socks off? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of hilarious adventures! Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy challenges, and more puns than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Picture this: you’re exploring a pixelated jungle when suddenly you stumble upon a group of chickens doing the chicken dance. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle?

But the real reason to join our server? The funniest movie you’ve ever seen won’t even come close to the comedy gold you’ll experience here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to ROFL your way through the best Minecraft server around!

Lucy in Minecraft Land

Actor, actress, classic, comedy, Cultural, desi arnaz, Dubbed, English, Entertainment, iconic, Land, Language, Love Lucy, Lucy, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Shout, Sitcom, Spanish, television, television history., translation, vintage

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

So, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play Minecraft, man. like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but, like, they survived because they had a potion of fire resistance or something. it was, like, insane, dude.

And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, next level. like, we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a rainbow of glitter. it’s, like, so wild, man.

Oh, and, like, the admins on this server are, like, the coolest people ever. like, one time, they hosted a dance party in the Nether and everyone was busting out their best moves. it was, like, lit, dude.

So, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, off the chain, then, like, you gotta come play on this server. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.