🍆💦retro handheld Minecraft Servers

NikkeCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#union raid, ANCHOR, Anchor the Diver, Android, Anis, Aquamarine, Bay Goddess, BEAUTY FULL SHOT, Bloom in Summer, Blue Ocean, Chic Ocean, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Dave the Diver Minigame Collab, Developer’s Note, Ein, FAQ, Fat Girl Summer, Fixes, Game Download, General Info, Golden Kraken, Guilty, HELM, Ios, maiden, Mary, Mast, Mast the Diver, Minecraft, Neon, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NIKKEBEAUTYFULLSHOT, NikkeCraft, NIKKESUMMEREVENT2024, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, sakura, Server, Shine of Love, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, Ultimate, Under The Sun, Upcoming Events, update, Viper, Wave of Disbelief

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you ready for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Fat Girl Summer? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in blocky land!

We’ve got more updates and fixes than you can shake a diamond sword at. From optimizing your gameplay on July 4 to diving into new events like BEAUTY FULL SHOT and Dave the Diver Minigame Collab, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits and costume passes. From Sakura: Bloom in Summer to Maiden: Under The Sun, you’ll be slaying in style all season long.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events like Union Raid will have you and your fellow players banding together to take on epic challenges and earn sweet rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a Kraken or two along the way. See you in the game, blockheads!

Dad’s Night Out Minecraft Server

celebration, Chores, Communication, Confrontation, Dads, Dinner, Disappointment, Effort, Expectations, family dinner, Father’s Day, Gratitude, grievances, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night, Resentment, sensitivity, Server, stress, tradition, unemployment, Wife

🔥 🔥 🔥

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of crazy stories and outrageous reasons to escape reality.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your virtual wife accuses you of not doing enough around the house. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just like father’s day dinner, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the hero who saves the day by slaying the Ender Dragon, or will you be left behind like a forgotten present on father’s day?

Join now for a virtual escape from reality and a chance to prove your worth in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

SisBlockNoRing

aita, Breakup, Communication, consequences, engagement rings, family, Honesty, intervention, last name, love, Marriage, Proposal, relationship, selfish, SisBlockNoRing, sister’s boyfriend, traditional marriage, Ultimatum, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding dresses

🔥 🔥 🔥

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, ultimatums, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Imagine a world where your twin sister is dating your fiancé’s younger brother, and she refuses to marry him because of his last name. And then imagine that you spill the beans to him, causing him to break up with her. The drama, the tension, the awkward family gatherings – it’s all here on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the passive-aggressive comments, eye rolls, and ultimatums that will leave you questioning your own relationships. And don’t forget about the wedding dress shopping trips that end in tears and heartbreak.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience this level of chaos and insanity while building your dream world block by block? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and last names.

DeathWish Minecraft Server

acceptance, Afterlife, Closure, death, death preferences, DeathWish, Dying, end of life, end of suffering, eternal rest, final moments, funeral wishes, last wishes, Legacy, letting go, life reflections, Minecraft, mortality, passing away, peaceful passing, Server, Spiritual beliefs, TRANSITION

🔥 🔥 🔥

Do you want your death to be epic and hilarious? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can meet your demise in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Or maybe get blown up by a rainbow-colored creeper? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to participate in our weekly “Death Derby” where players compete to see who can have the most ridiculous death. From getting eaten by a pack of wild chickens to falling into a pit of lava while riding a pig, the laughs never stop on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most absurd deaths you can imagine! Just remember, dying has never been so much fun!

BlockyBadBoys

bad person, Behavior, BlockyBadBoys, Character, deceitful, dishonest, Ethics, genuine, gut feeling, HARMFUL, intuition, judgment, manipulative, morality, NEGATIVE, personality traits, red flags, TOXIC, true nature, untrustworthy, warning signs

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are they griefing your Minecraft house and stealing your diamonds? Do they constantly spawn creepers in your base just to watch it explode? Do they refuse to share their enchanted gear with you even though you’ve been mining together for hours? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you’ve definitely encountered a bad person in Minecraft!

But fear not, for there is a server where bad people are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Join our server and unleash your inner villain as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build giant lava traps, create elaborate mazes filled with deadly traps, and unleash an army of zombie pigmen on your enemies. The possibilities for chaos are endless!

And if you need even more incentive to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for new recruits to join his army of darkness. Will you answer his call and become a true Minecraft villain? Join our server today and find out!

WhaleWarsMC

Activist, animal rights, Anti-whaling, Arctic conservation, arrested, conservationist, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmentalist, Founder, Greenland, illegal whaling, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine life, marine wildlife protection, ocean conservation, Paul Watson, Sea Shepherd, WhaleWarsMC

🔥 🔥 🔥

so like, u know that dude paul watson? the one who’s all about saving the whales and stuff? well guess what, he got arrested in greenland! but u know what’s even crazier? he was actually playing on our minecraft server when it happened! yea, that’s right, our server is so lit that even famous activists can’t stay away. come join us and maybe u’ll get arrested too, but like in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underwater base where we keep all the whales safe from harm. join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!

calories, diet, digestive disorder, Digestive health, digestive system, Eat, gastrointestinal, health, internal bleeding, medical condition, nutrition, stomach, stomach acid, stomach health, stomach lining, stomach pain, stomach ulcer, Ulcer, ulcer prevention, ulcer symptoms, ulcer treatment, UlcerCraft

🔥 🔥 🔥

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

50xCreative

blocky, Creative, creativity, Economy, Enjoy, Features, fun-filled, Haven, Lifetime, limited space, Memories, Minecraft, pixelated, Plots, Roleplay, Server, stay, Twist, Unleash, vibrant, world

🔥 🔥 🔥

Welcome to 50xCreative! Here is a vibrant and fun-filled blocky haven for all to create and share their pixelated creativity, with a twist of in a limited space world, and other default creative server features such as Plots! We hope you enjoy your stay here. Come and unleash your creativity and make memories that will last a lifetime!

50xCreative.xyz

MomSaysNoMinecraftServer

acceptance, anxiety, Challenges, CHANGE, Communication, coping, depression, FAGGOT, family, growth, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, MomSaysNoMinecraftServer, motivation, NEET, relationships, resilience, self improvement, Struggle, Support

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of being called a NEET faggot by your mom? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where your only family members are the ones you choose to play with! Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to building epic structures with your virtual pals. Join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck talking to real people again. It’s not just a game, it’s a survival strategy for your sanity!

TrackCraft Minecraft Server

Data Protection, file sharing, internet piracy, internet security, Minecraft, online privacy, Peer-to-peer, public trackers, seeding, seeding best practices, seeding precautions, seeding strategies, seeding tips, Server, torrenting, torrenting advice, torrenting ethics, torrenting etiquette, torrenting guidelines, torrenting precautions, torrenting rules, torrenting safety, TrackCraft

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of being the only one seeding on public trackers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you will never be the sole seeder! Our players are dedicated to keeping the connection alive and thriving, unlike those freeloading scum on public trackers. Join us and be a part of a community that values seeding and sharing like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by the tears of those who don’t seed properly. So come join us and be a part of the madness!

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	New Chunks Explored:	548421
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mines Excavated:	2169

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Essential retro handheld Minecraft Servers

NikkeCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Dad’s Night Out Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

SisBlockNoRing

Stats November 22, 2024

DeathWish Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyBadBoys

Stats November 22, 2024

WhaleWarsMC

Stats November 22, 2024

UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!

Stats November 22, 2024

50xCreative

Stats November 22, 2024

MomSaysNoMinecraftServer

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5962	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	338744
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4981	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4320	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0