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FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	774
Farms Harvested:	267	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

4koma, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Friends, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!

MooCraft: Where Coworkers and Moms are Safe from Harm

consequences, coworker, coworker post, coworker thread, coworker threat, Coworkers, cyberbullying, Harassment, harm, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, moms, moocraft, Mother, mother rape, online threats, post, rape, Report, Safe, Safety concerns, support resources, Thread, toxic environment, Workplace

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – if you don’t join this server, your mother will get raped by a gang of creeper zombies! Don’t risk it, join now and save your mom from a horrible fate. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, with prizes like enchanted golden apples and god-tier armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods!

Autistic Fins Minecraft Madness

Alternative, ANONYMOUS, autistic, Chat, Communication, fins, gone, internet, jerking off, Lost, madness, Minecraft, Omegle, online chat, randomi.fi, Replacement, search, Social Interaction, strangers, video chat, virtual, webcam

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	417	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Omegle and randomi.fi? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with autistic Fins, dudes jerking off, and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorn riding creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were so entertained that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also get the chance to fight off zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely of diamonds, and ride a giant chicken into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CombatCraft: No More Shit Fights!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!