Retrieving Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

at my, at my cute, clock, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTits, cute, cute clock wife’s, LOLzCraft, long trail, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, Server, STOP, stop looking, tags, tits, VT, Wife, wife’s tits

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7955

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Pixelated Pooptopia

animated series, Anime, Competition, Drama, FANTASY, figure skating, ice skating, japanese animation, LGBTQ, love story, Oblivion Battery, pixelated, Pooptopia, relationships, romance, sports, Supernatural, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, Yuri on Ice, Yuri Plisetsky

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	165	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchantments Applied:	173	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Christ is KingCraft

1. Christ, 10. Grace, 11. Love, 12. Redemption, 13. Cross, 14. Resurrection, 15. Spirituality, 16. Eternal Life, 17. Worship, 18. Divine, 19. Holy, 2. Ki, 20. Blessings., 3. Christianity, 4. Faith, 5. religion, 6. Belief, 7. Savior, 8. Messiah, 9. Salvation, Christ, KingCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1964
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!