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SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	4178
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	541	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Star Shards Collected:	116
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

#1d6chan, #AssemblyKit, #MagicalGirl, #OlderTitles, #RollCharts, #Tamurkhan, #ThronesofDecay, #TotalWar, #TotalWarGenera, #TotalWarIII, #TotalWarPatchNotes, #TotalWarPharaoh, #TotalWarSteam, #TotalWarWarhammer, #TotalWarWarhammerIII, #TotalWarWarhammerTactics, Battles, CraftyWarriors, Epic, general, Hotfix, Join, lolz, memes, patchnotes, Pharaoh.., Players, Server, Steam, Top, TOTAL

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	7144
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	9323	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Animals Bred:	180
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	499989	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

MineCraic Central – where we redefine what ‘IT’ games really mean! #nostalgia #gamersunite #uniquefun

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	1708
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!