retractors – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

ToxicCraft: Coworker Drama-Free Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflicts, dramafree, feminism, feminist views, gender stereotypes, gossip, Hospitality, Men, misinterpretation, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, relationship advice, Respect, toxic behavior, toxic mentality, ToxicCraft, work relationships, workplace dynamics, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in no boundaries…except when it comes to invading privacy! Join us for a wild ride of crazy adventures and drama, just like this story of a coworker who thinks she knows everything about relationships.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to toxic feminists who think they know it all. Build your own world where you can trust your partner without someone trying to ruin it with their negative vibes.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as the creepers and the adventures are as crazy as a pig riding a minecart. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the entertainment you need right here?

BlockyBrain Buffet: Depression & Dementia

Ad, Alzheimer’s disease, BlockyBrain, brain health, buffet, cognitive decline, dementia, depression, diet, Evidence, health, influence, Lifestyle, memory problems, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, nutrition, Prevention, research, risk factor, well-being

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DIET FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU SKINNY, IT MAKES YOU SMARTER! JOIN NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION AND ALZHEIMER’S!

WE HAVE SCIENTISTS IN MINECRAFT LAB COATS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY’LL EVEN CURE YOUR BRAIN FARTS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME MIND-BENDING FUN. YOU’LL BE BUILDING CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS IN NO TIME. PLUS, YOU’LL BE SO SMART, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO OUTWIT EVEN THE CRAFTIEST CREEPERS.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT. SEE YOU THERE, BRAINIACS!

ShadowGrove

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Economy, KitPvP, Ranks, rankup progression, Roleplay, ShadowGrove, skins, Survival, weapon models

ShadowGrove – A unique survival adventure with free ranks, rankup progression, custom plugins, daily free crate keys, and custom weapon models & skins!

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Near Vanilla

admin team, apply, Community, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, java, Pick, season 7, shopping districts, smp, stress free, Survival, sword, Vanilla, Whitelist

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others.

Contact Information:

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armour stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

Apply Now:

Apply here!

Enchanted Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, Enchanted, Quests

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like cocks? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can mine for diamonds and also enjoy some quality cock time.

We have the best community of players who are all about that cock life. Build your dream house, explore the vast landscapes, and maybe even find a special cock friend along the way.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this one-of-a-kind server where you can truly embrace your love for both Minecraft and cock. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BaglessBusMinecraftServer

Apology, BaglessBusMinecraftServer, bags, bus, city trips, Communication, Conflict, Directions, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, lost puppies, mule, navigation, public transportation, refusal, route planning, sense of direction., suburbanites, Transit, Water

Are you tired of being the designated tour guide for your family every time you go on a city adventure? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you don’t have to worry about being the mule of the group!

On our server, you can explore the city without the hassle of having to navigate for your family members who refuse to bring their glasses or bags. Say goodbye to being the only one with a sense of direction and hello to a world where you can rely on yourself for once!

Don’t let your family hold you back from enjoying the city. Join our server and experience the freedom of exploring without the burden of being the tour guide. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive texts from family members who can’t handle being independent on public transit.

So come on, join our server and leave your family drama behind. It’s time to explore the city on your own terms and have some fun without the unnecessary stress!

TattooCraft: No Regrets

Addictive, Body, Boondock Saints, Cigarette, dates of birth, gun, hate, holiday, ireland, Kids, Leprechaun, love, names, partner, Permanent, Permission, regrets, scotland, tattoo, TattooCraft, trench coat, Wife

Are you tired of having to ask permission from your partner for every little thing? Join our Minecraft server where you can do whatever you want with no consequences! Want to build a giant leprechaun smoking a cigarette and shooting guns out of its hands? Go for it! Your partner may not approve, but we sure do!

We believe in the freedom to express yourself, even if it means getting a questionable tattoo of a leprechaun in a trench coat. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who support your right to decorate your body however you please.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some inspiration for your next tattoo design. Just remember, no permission needed here!

SadTunesCraft

beautiful sadness, bittersweet, emotional, emotional resonance, evocative music, haunting lyrics, HEARTBREAK, longing, Melancholic Melodies, Melancholy, Music, Nostalgia, poignant music, reflective songs, SadTunesCraft, sentimental tunes, songs, sorrow, soulful ballads, tearjerker tunes, wistful melodies

Are you tired of listening to sad songs on repeat and feeling like a weepy mess? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as we explore the depths of beautiful sadness through the power of blocky building and pixelated adventures.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of feels, with each block placed representing a tear shed for the beauty of life. We’ve got grief counselors on standby for when your build just hits you right in the feels, and tissues readily available for when you need to wipe away those tears of joy and sorrow.

From the haunting melodies of C418 to the emotional rollercoaster that is “Wet Hands,” our server is the perfect place to let it all out and embrace the beauty of sadness. So come join us, because who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft and a whole community of emotionally unstable players to commiserate with? Let the tears flow and the blocks stack high as we journey through the depths of beautiful sadness together.

SanctionCraft: Trump Edition

Diplomacy, double sanctions, Edition, envoy, foreign policy, international relations, Politics, russia, Russia sanctions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions against russia, special envoy, trump, Trump administration, Trump administration policies, Trump foreign policy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine envoy, US sanctions, US-Russia relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and russia! our special ukraine envoy will guide you through the chaos and help you navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures! build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a trump tweetstorm!

Poly Craft Love Triangle

ai, alexa, amazon echo, Apple HomePod, Artificial Intelligence, Craft, digital assistants, digital companions, google home, home automation, love, Modern Living, Poly, polyamorous relationship, siri, Smart Devices, smart home, smart speakers, Tech Gadgets, Technology, Triangle, virtual assistants, Voice Assistants, Voice Control

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server where u can live with both siri and alexa?! it’s like being in a polyamorous relationship but with virtual assistants! siri will help u mine for diamonds while alexa builds u a castle made of cake! join now and experience the most bizarre love triangle of ur life! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to witness siri and alexa getting into a heated argument over who gets to control the redstone contraptions! it’s drama, it’s chaos, it’s the minecraft server u never knew u needed in ur life! so come on, what r u waiting for?! join now and let the virtual love fest begin! 🤖❤️🎮