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ShiranuiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of ninja pandas decided to build a secret base in the clouds and they needed help. So, they created this server and now they’re recruiting players to join their epic quest to defeat the evil broccoli king who is trying to take over the Minecraft world with his army of dancing carrots. Are you brave enough to join the ninja pandas and save the world? Of course you are! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

NostalgicCraft Minecraft Server

behavior analysis, childhood memories, cleaning, Communication, emotional expression, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family stress, Gender Roles, household chores, kitchen chores, Minecraft, NostalgicCraft, playing video games, Playroom, psychological breakdown, Saturday morning, Server, stress, vacuuming, women’s behavior, women’s roles

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	New Chunks Explored:	353193
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4855	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being interrupted by stressed out family members while playing Minecraft on a Saturday morning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us and build your dream world without any nagging or unnecessary cleaning distractions. Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to relax and enjoy some quality gaming time. So come on in and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

asking for cash gifts, cash gifts, CashCraft, Cultural differences, family traditions, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift preferences, gift suggestions, indian culture, Minecraft, moving abroad, new home, Registry, Server, wedding etiquette, wedding gifts, wedding guests, wedding invites, wedding planning, wedding registry, wedding traditions, wedding website

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9110
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where the only gift you can give is a toaster or a blender? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and gift the happy couple some virtual diamonds or enchanted swords! No need to worry about shipping or lugging heavy presents across continents, just hop on our server and show your love in the most epic way possible. Plus, if your dad thinks it’s rude to specify gifts, just tell him it’s all part of the Minecraft wedding tradition! So come on down and make this couple’s virtual wedding the most memorable one yet!

TipsyTrioNoRide

accusations, aita, alcohol, Bra, cousin, Drugs, ecstasy, Girls, House, intoxicated girls, Jeans, judgment, partner, refusing to drive, RESPONSIBILITY, shady people, Sober, substances, TipsyTrioNoRide, unbuttoned shirt, underwear

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.

Song4MyFuneral Minecraft Server

celebration, death, emotional, family, favorite song, final moments, Funeral, Goodbye, Grief, last wishes, Legacy, life celebration, love, Meaningful, Memories, Minecraft, Music, passing, Reflection, sentimental, Server, Song4MyFuneral, Tribute

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again because our server is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn while blasting your favorite song on repeat. Suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to the beat and join in on the construction. Your family will be so impressed by your epic creations that they’ll forget all about that silly question. So come join us and let the music of Minecraft guide you to eternal glory!

BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, change of mind, Communication, consent, CREEPERS, Decision making, emotions, heat of the moment, Instincts, Intimacy, mood, past experiences, peer influence, personal values, PRESSURE, regrets, relationships, ruin, self reflection, Self Respect, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2159	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Crops Grown:	6512
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs organized a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more carrots? You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up their dragons in fabulous outfits and compete for the title of Most Fabulous Dragon in the End. And let’s not forget about the underwater rave parties hosted by the guardians and squids – it’s a splash-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure? Come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Votes:	468
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	7697
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	800735

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.